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I really don’t like when guys brag about how much “ass” they get or could get. And girls that goes for you too! Nobody likes to hear how many guys stare at yo behind! And for starters EVERY man is gonna look at your ass! But guaranteed not a whole lot of them would go out of their way to ask you for a date. And guys, I PROMISE you, you could not get “dat ass” or ANY ass for that matter, even if you had the balls to ask for it! The ladies (notice I said ladies not whores- we don’t count them) would slap you right across your creepy face and tell their daddy on you.

So, in conclusion, it makes you look like you’re trying way too hard. We all know you’re trying to make up for something you don’t have because you feel inferior. :)

have a nice night!

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